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Kinja'd!!! "Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
12/22/2013 at 17:51 • Filed to: None

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It had to be a BMW, and the lights had to have been left on.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Lets Just Drive
12/22/2013 at 17:54

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Gotta show those angel eyes off at all times.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Lets Just Drive
12/22/2013 at 17:54

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likely new driver who borrowed their mother's car.


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Lets Just Drive
12/22/2013 at 17:54

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I...
I didn't know you can keep the lights on while locking your car.

but maybe that's because i never thinking of doing that.


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > Lets Just Drive
12/22/2013 at 17:55

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Those are aftermarket, they probably stay on for 10-20 seconds.


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Lets Just Drive
12/22/2013 at 17:57

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My dad parks like this sometimes, he just bought a new Escape, he doesn't do it to be a jerk, he just can't park. And the parking sensors start blaring at you way before they should. Once it starts beeping, he's parked, and sometimes it looks just like this.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
12/22/2013 at 18:03

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I think leaving them on means "Hey sorry I don't know how to park, but I'm gonna be back soon and out of here. Otherwise my battery will die."


Kinja'd!!! Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Manuél Ferrari
12/22/2013 at 18:07

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Or "Hey lets block 5 cars in when the AAA truck shows up to give me a jump"


Kinja'd!!! nanceman > Lets Just Drive
12/22/2013 at 19:12

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An X5 is not a BMW. It's a trophy wife mobile plain and simple.

Do not flame me 4.8is owners, those were cool, but for being wrong. The fact they later slapped an M badge on any SUV is also simply appalling (yes, I'm referring to the later X5's, at the least the 4.8is didn't have that stupidity on the tailgate).

For the record I do own a BMW, a RWD, Manual, 3-series... Which are so rare these days it is beyond sad.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Manuél Ferrari
12/22/2013 at 20:01

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While I think while that may have been the intention, it was probably more in line with Nick's reply below - they forgot, because asshat, and will come back to a dead battery, because asshat.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Aaron James
12/22/2013 at 20:02

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Teach your dad the error of his ways as I'm sure he taught you the errors of yours many times growing up.

Ignorance isn't an excuse, it's a crutch.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW.
12/22/2013 at 20:02

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Dem Aftermarket Halos.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Lets Just Drive
12/22/2013 at 20:03

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Oh I was just kidding. I don't think it was intentional.

The universal way of intentionally saying "sorry, be back soon" is leaving the emergency flashers on


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
12/22/2013 at 20:03

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Is that an excuse? I don't think it's an excuse.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/22/2013 at 20:03

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Longer. I was there for more time than that.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Lets Just Drive
12/22/2013 at 20:03

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nope


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > nanceman
12/22/2013 at 20:04

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You can argue semantics all you want.

That is a BMW. It is parked like BMW's tend to get parked.

You can't defend the whole breed based on a few elitist enthusiast comments.

Sorry.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Manuél Ferrari
12/22/2013 at 20:05

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Haha!

Best way to confuse drivers behind you? Wobble between the lanes with your four ways on.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
12/22/2013 at 20:05

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Just an observation. Gotcha.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Lets Just Drive
12/22/2013 at 20:06

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That def confuses people!


Kinja'd!!! Aaron James > Lets Just Drive
12/22/2013 at 20:12

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Naa, we just laugh about it when we're together, he's almost 70 now and I'm a few years away from 40 so he gets a pass on perfect parking. Once he gets used to the new car and the parking sensors he'll be fine.


Kinja'd!!! nanceman > Lets Just Drive
12/23/2013 at 13:44

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I disagree as most I know tend to be "curbed" in an attention grabbing fashion, rather than in between two cars and sideways.

I do love the detest we get for no reason also, although it can be quite entertaining.

I can drive the EXACT same way in my 335is or 9-2X Aero Saabaru and when I'm in the BMW it's the others out there who are ridiculous. Driving the same way, when I'm in the BMW I get flicked off, people flail their arms, try to beat me off every light, etc. When I'm in the wagon it doesn't bat an eyebrow.... quite eye-opening.